yeah so i slept with this dude last night and idk we were chatting a bit  during the sexy time and for some reason his birthday came up and i was like “wait 25th of september? DUDE me TOO, wtf thats such a coincidence” and he was like “really? we have the same birthday? are u fuckin with me?” and i just looked down at his penis literally inside my vagina and was like “well technically yeah” and he was like haha nice one and high fived me

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"You’re getting older, and you’ll see that life isn’t like your fairytales. The world is a cruel place. And you’ll learn that, even if it hurts."

Pan’s Labyrinth. (via elsske)

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"Ich wollte, dass alles immer so bleibt. Aber so läuft das Leben nun mal nicht."

How I Met Your Mother  (via w-hate-ver)

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